The Perfect Man

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About This Item

L'Uomo Vitruviano Magnifico.

The perfect man DOES exist, and he’s hung like a thoroughbred race horse. Leonardo da Vinci would roll over in his grave if he saw this hilarious premium comedy t-shirt. Ready to ship, and delivered to your door!

- Original Big Bad Tees design
- High quality, eye catching print
- Premium American Apparel T-Shirt*

Features & Details

Men's & Women's Tees

  • Seamless rib at neck
  • Taped shoulder-to-shoulder
  • Double needle stitching
  • Tear-away label
  • Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease
  • 7/8” collar
  • Classic fit
  • The ULTIMATE cotton tee!
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  • Heavyweight, durable fabric
  • 90% cotton/10% polyester blend
  • Ribbed cuffs and relaxed waistband to keep its shape
  • Low-pill fabric
  • Roomy front pouch pocket and hood
  • The ULTIMATE cotton hoodie!
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