No Dick Pics

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Please, sir. No pictures.

Keep Mr. Johnson in your pants and put the camera down in our hilarious premium comedy t-shirt which reminds everyone that unwarranted dick pics just aren’t cool. On the other hand, if you’re the type who welcomes this kind of offside photography, perhaps our “Send Nudes” tee is more up your alley? The choice is yours.

- Original Big Bad Tees design
- High quality, eye catching print
- Premium American Apparel T-Shirt*

Features & Details

Men's & Women's Tees

  • Seamless rib at neck
  • Taped shoulder-to-shoulder
  • Double needle stitching
  • Tear-away label
  • Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease
  • 7/8” collar
  • Classic fit
  • The ULTIMATE cotton tee!
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  • Heavyweight, durable fabric
  • 90% cotton/10% polyester blend
  • Ribbed cuffs and relaxed waistband to keep its shape
  • Low-pill fabric
  • Roomy front pouch pocket and hood
  • The ULTIMATE cotton hoodie!
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