Micropenis

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About This Item

Your software makes tiny hardware.

Eeny weeny, teeny weeny, shrivelled little short short…software? This hilarious t-shirt for the not-so-well-endowed is the perfect way to laugh at your shortfall. It’s an abnormally funny shirt for the abnormally small man in your life. The truth hurts. You may as well laugh it off.

- Original Big Bad Tees design
- High quality, eye catching print
- Premium American Apparel T-Shirt*

Features & Details

Men's & Women's Tees

  • Seamless rib at neck
  • Taped shoulder-to-shoulder
  • Double needle stitching
  • Tear-away label
  • Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease
  • 7/8” collar
  • Classic fit
  • The ULTIMATE cotton tee!
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Hoodie

  • Heavyweight, durable fabric
  • 90% cotton/10% polyester blend
  • Ribbed cuffs and relaxed waistband to keep its shape
  • Low-pill fabric
  • Roomy front pouch pocket and hood
  • The ULTIMATE cotton hoodie!
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