I Can Hold It

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About This Item

As fate would have it, Porkins in fact could not hold it. RIP.

You’re too low. Pull up! No. I’m all right. *transmission ends* It’s the t-shirt that proves fat guys can join the rebellion too. They may not last very long, but they can join. Grab this funny premium comedy tee and eat your face off as you train to save the Galactic Empire.

- Original Big Bad Tees design
- High quality, eye catching print
- Premium American Apparel T-Shirt*

Features & Details

Men's & Women's Tees

  • Seamless rib at neck
  • Taped shoulder-to-shoulder
  • Double needle stitching
  • Tear-away label
  • Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease
  • 7/8” collar
  • Classic fit
  • The ULTIMATE cotton tee!
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  • Heavyweight, durable fabric
  • 90% cotton/10% polyester blend
  • Ribbed cuffs and relaxed waistband to keep its shape
  • Low-pill fabric
  • Roomy front pouch pocket and hood
  • The ULTIMATE cotton hoodie!
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