I Can Hold It

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As fate would have it, Porkins in fact could not hold it. RIP.
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    • Seamless rib at neck
    • Taped shoulder-to-shoulder
    • Double needle stitching
    • Tear-away label
    • Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease
    • 7/8” collar
    • Classic fit
    • The ULTIMATE cotton tee!
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    • Heavyweight, durable fabric
    • 90% cotton/10% polyester blend
    • Ribbed cuffs and relaxed waistband to keep its shape
    • Low-pill fabric
    • Roomy front pouch pocket and hood
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    • Glossy, eye-catching print
    • Dishwasher friendly
    • High quality ceramic
    • Holds up to 12 oz. of liquid
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    In the Star Wars movie franchise, Jek Tono Porkins, nicknamed "Piggy", was a male human trader and pilot from Bestine IV. He decided to abandon his homeworld after the Galactic Empire moved in and built a new military base there, and he ended up joining the Alliance to Restore the Republic. As a seasoned rebel pilot, Porkins was known for ritual hazing of new recruits, despite his fellow veterans being generally accomodatng.[6] In 0 BBY,[2] Jek Porkins flew an X-wing starfighter in the Rebel Alliance Starfighter Corps during the Battle of Scarif. The battle ended with the theft of the technical readouts for the Death Star, a moon-sized Imperial battlestation. Stationed at Base One, Porkins dished out drinks for his fellow pilots on the night before the Battle of Yavin.[6] Porkins was chosen by Garven Dreis to fly a T-65B X-wing starfighter under the callsign Red Six, part of Red Squadron, alongside Nozzo Naytaan as the wingmen of Zal Dinnes.[8] He bumped into Biggs Darklighter after the mission briefing, exchanging banter with his fellow pilot that Darklighter considered to be a ritual hazing from the cocky Bestine native.[6] During the battle, Dreis ordered the destruction of one of the Death Star's deflection towers, which Porkins and Darklighter destroyed with their starfighters' laser cannons. Porkins' craft struck debris from the tower and began to malfunction, causing him to drift over the Imperial turbolaser batteries mounted on the surface. Ignoring Darklighter's warning to eject from the craft, Porkins was killed almost instantly by ground fire.[4] The officers and pilots around the central command table in the Massassi war room heard Porkins' last words, and Elyhek Ruevowed that he would be avenged.[8] Despite this, another Rebel pilot didn't receive word of his death, and asked if Porkins could see Luke Skywalker's fighter a few minutes after Jek was shot down.

    Perkins Restaurant and Bakery, or simply Perkins, is an American casual dining restaurant chain that serves breakfast throughout the day. It also has a bakery that sells pastries.

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