We all remember where we were when we first heard about Harambe. A noble gorilla, gone too soon, immortalized in memes and deeply inappropriate Twitter posts.

And now? He lives on in the most chutzpah-filled way possible: on a T-shirt that says “Schmeckles Out for Harambe” and features a gorilla wearing a yarmulke.

Yes. This is real. This exists. And honestly? It might be the greatest contribution to Jewish culture since the invention of kugel.

What does this shirt say about you?

• You respect Jewish tradition, but only when it’s funny.

• You believe in tzedakah, especially when it involves ironic internet purchases.

• You’ve definitely said, “I’m not that religious, but I do love a good bagel.”

This isn’t just a shirt. It’s a statement. A conversation starter. A bold declaration that yes, you remember Harambe, and yes, you also know what schmeckles are. Is it wildly inappropriate? Absolutely. But so was your uncle Jerry’s speech at your Bar Mitzvah, and that didn’t stop anyone.

So, nu, grab one before they sell out. Wear it with pride. Confuse your Bubbe. Honor Harambe the way he would have wanted: with chutzpah, carbs, and just a touch of guilt.

L’chaim, Harambe. You were the real mensch of the jungle. 🦍✡️

Until next time,

PD